"More fur your Money"
Police "Freeze!" 'Don't move!' 'And put your hands up."
Joe "What seems to be the problem officer" "Just doing a little business, officer"
Police 'If you don't mind, I will ask the questions.' "Sir!" "Where did you get all these furs, sir?"
Joe "I bought them off a web-site to sell, I told you, I am a business man."
Police "Maybe so sir, but all the local retailers have been complaining about furs missing out of their stores." "Do you happen to have a receipt for your on-ling purchase?"
Joe "Yes officer!"
Police "Put your hands down and get it!"
Joe "Okay, sir, here it is,' 'You don't think I got caught in a trick bag,' 'Do-ya?
Police "No,' 'probably not, but I will check it out." "Wait right here, I will check it out." The officer goes to his car for a moment and comes back.
Police "You story checks out, and you are free to go, but, be careful out here, and take my card." "If you see anything strange or anyone trying to sell you some furs cheap, don't buy them." "However, contact me asap.' 'Hah!' 'That is nice" "How much is that?
Joe "You like the white one,' '$300.00"
Police "$300.00?" "You got to be kidding me,' 'I know for sure I saw that very same piece for $1000.00 in one of my wife's mags.
Joe "You probably did, but ordering on-line, has some advantages." "You see I asked them for the furs that may have flaws in them, that they may not be able to get sold, that way I can sell them cheaper and make more sales"
Police "Smart!" "Sold!" "My wife is going to love this, flaws or no flaws."
Joe "Thank You officer!' 'Pleasure doing business with you."
Police "I just got a good idea." "How would you like to make some extra money."
Joe "Oh-no! I see that look in your eyes, no no no I can't help you can not help you catch those bad guys' 'I'm allergic to bullets.
Police "Just think about it." "Thanks for fur!" To Be Continued
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Joe "Thank You officer!' 'Pleasure doing business with you."
Police "I just got a good idea." "How would you like to make some extra money."
Joe "Oh-no! I see that look in your eyes, no no no I can't help you can not help you catch those bad guys' 'I'm allergic to bullets.
Police "Just think about it." "Thanks for fur!" To Be Continued
Before the cop can leave, a store owner came running out of his store.
Store owner "You not going to arrest him!, your not going to arrest him?!"
Police "No he's not the right man!"
Store owner "What do you mean, he's not the right one, didn't you look at-em, you crazy? of course he's the right man.' 'You basted you! He said as he snarled at Joe.
Police "Now that is enough,' I already check him out, and he was clean ." He said as he grabbed the old man to hold him back. "He's clean.' "Now go back into your store, I need to get further statements from you before I do my report.
As the man reluctantly goes back, the cop apologizes to Joe and says; "Please forgive that old man, he's had a rough life" 'He's one of the few fur merchants that survived the great depression."
Joe "The great depression?' Damn! He is old." "It's quite alright'
Police "Good man!" "You think about what I said, if you can help, I will make it worth you wile.' 'Okay?"
Joe "I'll think about it,' but if I do, you are going to have to get me a vest,' I would like to live to spend the money."
Police "Don't worry I will keep you real safe."
Joe "Cool, I still want a vest, later copper, I am long over due getting home to my wife." "Peace Man! As he leaves he see's a man watching him after he was talking to the cop, when he did not pay him any mind and walked away he could still feels something uneasy about his stare. It kind of stuck in his mind. However he got into his car and drove off.
Home
Shela "Hay babe; SMACK!! "Your late, and why did you not call me,'? "I was worried!"
Joe "Damn girl,' "Your smacks are getting harder everyday.' "Why don't you give you daddy a little smack on the lips?
Shela "Mmmmmmmmm Smooch!" Sorry babe, what took you so long?
Joe "First of all this"
Shela "Woowh $300.00' You maid some money!' "Wow!' 'What ales?'
Joe "I got stopped buy a cop"
Shela "A cop!' 'What happened?
Joe "Apparently someone has been hitting all the fur dealerships downtown and he saw me riding around with boxes of fur coats, me a black man, I'm fortunate it was not in the 60's I would have been shot on site."
Shela "You look alright he did not rough you."
Joe "No in fact he was incredibly polite and courteous' 'He was the one that I got the $300.00 from." "However there is a little bad news about that"
Shela "What."
Joe "He bought the one I wanted to give you for our anniversary.' I am sorry.' 'I gotta get your another one."
Shela "I don't even care about that, we need groceries, let's go to the store."
Joe "I will still get you another one."
Shela "There is something ales."
Joe "Yes, babe, I aint gonna lie and hide it,' 'He asked me to help him with the bad guys"
Shela "NNo, no, no, no,no She said as tears welled up in her eyes as memories of her father who was a cop and died in the line of duty went through her head "No!"
Joe "I told him no at first, but he offered to pay me big "
Shela "I don't care, you promised me you would never take any dangerous jobs,' you know what I went though with my dad, and moma worried herself to death No!
Joe "I know babe let's not talk about this right now, lets go to the store."
Shela "Okay I'll get my coat"
As they dive to the store they don't notice the car that was following them. As he follows them he pulls a gun with a silencer attached to it. TO BE CONTINUED:
Monday, November 19, 2012
"More fur your Money" Last time:
Shela "No No, no, no, no,no She said as tears welled up in her eyes as memories of her father who was a cop and died in the line of duty went through her head "No!"
Joe "I told him no at first, but he offered to pay me big "
Shela "I don't care, you promised me you would never take any dangerous jobs,' you know what I went though with my dad, and momma worried herself to death No!
Joe "I know babe let's not talk about this right now, lets go to the store."
Shela "Okay I'll get my coat"
As they dive to the store they don't notice the car that was following them. As he follows them he pulls a gun with a silencer attached to it. TO BE CONTINUED:
As they drive to the store, they did not ever see the car following them. They continued argue a bit about Joe helping the cop the catch the fur thieves and came to a conclusion that he would not do it. We pick up at the scene at the grocery store.
Shela "Don't get me wrong babe,' 'I like the idea of you making lots of money, and that is why I agreed to you selling these fur coats from that web-site we saw on-line." "I though it was a good idea, and see, you already made $300.00, 300 dollars." "How many times have you made that kind of money that quickly after you started a job.?"
Joe "I know, it's a good biz,' 'They will practically sell themselves.' 'However, the cop said he would make it worth my wile.' 'And you know how much drug money they get when the busts go down.' 'And I am sure there is other money they get too." "Between the fur biz and helping the cops, we could clean-up."
Shela "I know, I have thought about it, but it is too risky, and I don't want to loose you like I lost my father." "And yes, he was waring a vest too, criminals are not always stupid, they shot him in the head multiple times. Sobbing......"I still have dreams about it."
I love you so much, babe and we will do fine with you just selling the furs."
Joe "Okay babe, I will tell him when I see him again." "You know, I don't want to get shot either, but I love you too babe and thought it was worth the risk." "Worth the risk, because I would like to buy you the world, or at least a piece of it."
Shela "I am happy to just have you babe, I can love you, but not a memory of you.' 'A memory of you can not keep me warm at night." "Come on love, lets check out, this is enough."
Joe "Okay, I will empty the cart.'
Check out girl "That will be $175.50" "Hay handsome,' I get off in about an hr, I would love to help you spend your change." She said as she put the money in his hand.
Shela "Girl, if you don't leave my man a loan, I will blind you!!"
Check out girl Oh I am so sorry, I didn't notice you." She said as she rolled her eyes and started to put the bags into the empty cart. Shela almost cleared the counter when Joe caught her and held her back. And Joe said:
Joe "Are you crazy women,' "Don't ever disrespect my wife like again, you here me, where is your supervisor?"
Check out girl "I am sorry sir, I am sorry, Please don't talk to my supervisor, it won't ever happen again, please.
Joe "It better not, I am about twice your age anyway what were you thinking about?
She did not say anything but just finished putting the groceries into the cart. As they went to the car, They noticed that the car had been ran sacked and the trunk was opened and all the fur coats were gone and a note on the seat that said : "I saw you talking to the cops. Tell them nothing, don't help them, and you might live to get your furs back."
TO BE CONTINUED.
Sunday, March 3, 2013
SHORT STORIES AND POEMS PRESENTS:
Last time on More fur your money:
Check out girl Oh I am so sorry, I didn't notice you." She said as she rolled her eyes and started to put the bags into the empty cart. Shela almost cleared the counter when Joe caught her and held her back. And Joe said:
Joe "Are you crazy women,' "Don't ever disrespect my wife like that again, you here me, where is your supervisor?"
Check out girl "I am sorry sir, I am sorry, Please don't talk to my supervisor, it won't ever happen again, please.
Joe "It better not, I am about twice your age anyway what were you thinking about?
She did not say anything but just finished putting the groceries into the cart. As they went to the car, They noticed that the car had been ran sacked and the trunk was opened and all the fur coats were gone and a note on the seat that said : "I saw you talking to the cops. Tell them nothing, don't help them, and you might live to get your furs back."
TO BE CONTINUED.
Shela "What are we going to do, I hope you not gonna do anything like trying to get revenge and be a hero or something like that. You can just let it go and order some more furs of something.
Joe "Let it go!......Let it go?" "Oh no, no, no." "I can forgive stilling my furs, but he trashed my car, my babe," It is on Shela, it is on!" I am going to make sure he don't get away with none of the crimes he committed."
Shela "No babe, it's too dangerous."
Joe "No it ant-gonna-be like that,' I'm gonna sting his a. s. s. He is not going to know what hit him." 'This is going to have to be the sting of the century. And don't worry baby, by the time I finish with him, he's going think he has died and gone to fur theft heaven, just before they cuff his behind and take him to jail
Police "Did I here right, Your in on the sting plan"
Joe "You heard right!, but we need the other fur dealer to make it work,and they need to make everything look real.
Police "Don't worry, leave everything to me." "And you are not going to regret it.' "When this is over, I will make sure get a big pay-day.' 'Buy the way, my wife loved that fur I got from you.
TO BE CONTINUED:
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