"Jill and Janet"
Janet "Hi Jill"
Jill "Hi Janet'
Janet "Whats with with the long face?"
Jill "I broke up with my boy-friend."
Janet "Again?"
Jill "Yes, Again for the last time"
Janet "What happened this time, what do you mean, for the last time?"
Jill "I came home from a hard night at the dinner and found him in bed with my best friend from high-school, and the worse thing she was wearing my lingerie."
Janet "That is it girl friend, no more boy-friends, no-more." "You need a husband." "That is it." "I am going to help you find an husband."
Jill "A husband?' 'That is your answer to me?" "I had a husband once, and I caught him wearing my lingerie."
Janet "I am going to look out for you girl-friend." "9 times out of 10, a husband is going to be loyal" "Why?" "I'll tell you why." "We have the law, and we have guilt on our side kiddo." "Guys that commit to marriage know that and they do not want to face ether one of them"
Jill "Your serious?
Janet "Yes, dead serious." "Tell you what,' 'the best place to meet good guys are at lingerie parties." " And even if you don't meet someone we"ll still have fun, you model some pj's for me, I make money, we split it, we kill some chocolate, and get drunk, and you forget about that creep." "And next week we focus on getting you a husband" "OK"
Jill "OK", "A husband?" "You do know that you are crazy?" "Don't you?"
Janet "Yes" Crazy like fox." TO BE CONTINUED:
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Last Jill and Janet........
"Short stories and poems presents":
"Jill and Janet"
"Tell you what,' 'the best place to meet good guys are at lingerie parties." " And even if you don't meet someone we"ll still have fun, you model some pj's for me, I make money, we split it, we kill some chocolate, and get drunk, and you forget about that creep." "And next week we focus on getting you a husband" "OK"
Jill "OK", "A husband?" "You do know that you are crazy?" "Don't you?"
Janet "Yes" Crazy like fox." TO BE CONTINUED:
Sub-title: Lingerie Party:
Jill "Why do men come to lingerie parties?
Janet "D aah!" "Because they are lingerie parties." "Most of my customer base are men, kiddo."
Jill "But just look at them, all they do is just stare in a in amazement like a deer caught in some headlights, and drooling all over everything." "When this is over, we are going to need a mop"
Janet "Chill-Jill for a moment, my hubby needs something."
As Jill stands alone, she notices a tall dark and handsome staring at her, and wondering why because she is not in to the situation and she had refused to model the lingerie for this party. She was disturbed and a bit intrigued at the same time. Then he approaches:
Bob "Hi beautiful
Jill "Hi " Jill says while not doing a good job not to blush.
Bob "This is my first lingerie party, Janet's husband invited me." "Some reason he feels that I would be able to find a wife here." "I must say though, that there are some cuties here, but I can not take my eyes off of you." "However, judging by how lovely you are, I am most certain you are already taken"
Jill "No I am not" "And that line was a bunch of crap!" You just want to get in my pants"
Bob "True", as he laughs, "However, that was just my first thought, but I decided to say what I said because I like what I see, and I agree with Janet," "No more boy-friends for you. You need a husband, and I need a wife." "Why can't we just start from there and see what happens"
Jill pauses for a moment, and looks at him and smiles and says;
Jill "They set us up good didn't they." "And you are so damned cute, how can I say no." "Buy me a drink, and let's talk."
Bob "This way my lady", as he extended his arm like the gentleman he was. TO BE CONTINUED:
Sunday, September 8, 2013
“Short stories and poems presents” LAST TIME ON "JILL AND JANET":
Jill pauses for a moment, and looks at him and smiles and says;
Jill "They set us up good didn't they." "And you are so damned cute, how can I say no." "Buy me a drink, and let's talk."
Bob "This way my lady", as he extended his arm like the gentleman he was. TO BE CONTINUED:
Bob "Wow! Plus Sizes! Yes, I love a full figured woman!"
Jill "What!
Bob "Thin and cute!, 'Thin and cute!" I like thin and cute too! "Don't worry', after we have a few babies, your wait will be a Plus size then."
Jill "And If I do not retain the wait', 'are you going to leave me for a full figured woman?"
Bob "Don't think of it?" "The Bible says, till death do us part, and through thick and thin"
Jill "Wait a minute!" "Babies?" Who said anything about babies?"
Bob "Well, if we get married and have sex, we might have a few cheerinz eventually"
Jill "Cheerinz! Ha!,Ha!,Ha!,' 'You are so country!" I don't know if I want to marry you.' 'You are a chubby-chaser!" I like to work out."
Bob "I am not a chubby-chaser." "I just like woman with meat on their bones
Jill "Well, look at that model,' 'She got enough meat on her bones?"
Bob "Well, the outfit she is modeling, sort of shows off her hour glass figure."
Jill "Hour-glass?' Please!' 'More like 3 hour-glass figure." Ha!, Ha!"
Bob "Funny, very funny!' 'Ha!, Ha!" Don't get me wrong, I appreciate a thin and cute woman like your self." " I know how hard it is for a woman to maintain that shape, and you look good." "However, most woman have it different, and they make the best of it."
Janet "Jill babe,'...'I need you.!' "One of my girls didn't show up." "I need one more Thin and cutie."
Jill "Okay love,' 'but you need to pay me extra, I don't like modeling". "I will be back sugar, and we will finish our date." "Sit back and watch me work the run-way"
Bob "Okay, let me see you strut your stuff." "I will be here when you come back."
TO BE CONTINUED:
Von Bro'
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