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Micron is known for leading the industry in researching and developing the designs and processes that keep memory moving forward. We consistently deliver market-driven solutions that provide greater capacity in smaller designs, without sacrificing quality and performance.” (e. g. Micron tech.)
20nm NAND
20nm NAND: 2011 Semiconductor of the Year
Our industry-leading 20nm NAND is acknowledged for its superior design, right down to the memory cell. “UBM TechInsights named it as 2011 Semiconductor of the Year after extensive review —including examination of the device at the package and die levels and analysis of the process technology, Storage device configuration, and materials identification.” (e. g. Micron tech.)
UBM Insight Award
UBM Insight Award
Our prize-winning 20nm NAND technology has enabled our groundbreaking 128Gb MLC device, which sets examples for in storage silicon. “This part provides a terabit of storage in a single eight-die package, doubling the storage capacity of our existing 20nm 64Gb NAND device. Its smaller footprint frees up more board space for other critical mobile components such as screen, battery, or even more storage, and meets increasing demand for more local storage in consumer mobile devices.
Smaller and Better.”(e. g. Micron tech.)
Process shrinks require compact, more ingenious cells, which translates to lower performance and endurance. “With 20nm NAND, however, we developed innovative new technology that will allow our 20nm NAND to hit the same endurance and performance specifications as the last NAND generation (25nm), providing a better product and a more sustainable path for NAND scaling and development.
Continued Leadership in NAND Innovation
The introduction of 20nm NAND underscores our technology leadership in NAND development.” (e. g. Micron tech.)
The chart below demonstrates the innovation pace of NAND developers. Since forming the joint venture IM Flash Technologies (IMFT) in 2005, Micron and Intel have implemented process shrinks roughly every 18 months, well ahead of competitors. BecauseThey accomplish these milestones sooner, they’re also better-equipped to further refine these technologies for adoption in demanding applications like SSDs and servers.
Nand silicon leadership
Why do NAND shrinks matter?
“The growth in data storage, combined with new tablet and smartphone features, is demanding more from NAND Flash technology, especially for higher capacities in increasingly smaller designs. 20nm NAND reduces the footprint needed for storage, freeing up extra space for improvements like a lager battery, a larger monitor, or the addition of another chip to handle new features.
Measuring just 118mm2, our 64Gb 20nm NAND was the first 8GB MLC (two bits per cell) device that fit into a microSD™ form factor, providing high-capacity, small-form-factor storage for saving what ever type of media you want on mobile devices like smart phones and tablets.”(e. g. Micron tech.)
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Sunday, November 25, 2012
Sunday, November 11, 2012
"Short stories and poems presents":
"More fur your Money"
Police "Freeze!" 'Don't move!' 'And put your hands up."
Joe "What seems to be the problem officer" "Just doing a little business, officer"
Police 'If you don't mind, I will ask the questions.' "Sir!" "Where did you get all these furs, sir?"
Joe "I bought them off a web-site to sell, I told you, I am a business man."
Police "Maybe so sir, but all the local retailers have been complaining about furs missing out of their stores." "Do you happen to have a receipt for your on-ling purchase?"
Joe "Yes officer!"
Police "Put your hands down and get it!"
Joe "Okay, sir, here it is,' 'You don't think I got caught in a trick bag,' 'Do-ya?
Police "No,' 'probably not, but I will check it out." "Wait right here, I will check it out." The officer goes to his car for a moment and comes back.
Police "You story checks out, and you are free to go, but, be careful out here, and take my card." "If you see anything strange or anyone trying to sell you some furs cheap, don't buy them." "However, contact me asap.' 'Hah!' 'That is nice" "How much is that?
Joe "You like the white one,' '$300.00"
Police "$300.00?" "You got to be kidding me,' 'I know for sure I saw that very same piece for $1000.00 in one of my wife's mags.
Joe "You probably did, but ordering on-line, has some advantages." "You see I asked them for the furs that may have flaws in them, that they may not be able to get sold, that way I can sell them cheaper and make more sales"
Police "Smart!" "Sold!" "My wife is going to love this, flaws or no flaws."
Joe "Thank You officer!' 'Pleasure doing business with you."
Police "I just got a good idea." "How would you like to make some extra money."
Joe "Oh-no! I see that look in your eyes, no no no I can't help you can not help you catch those bad guys' 'I'm allergic to bullets.
Police "Just think about it." "Thanks for fur!" To Be Continued
"Short stories and poems presents":
"More fur your Money" Last time:
Joe "Thank You officer!' 'Pleasure doing business with you."
Police "I just got a good idea." "How would you like to make some extra money."
Joe "Oh-no! I see that look in your eyes, no no no I can't help you can not help you catch those bad guys' 'I'm allergic to bullets.
Police "Just think about it." "Thanks for fur!" To Be Continued
Before the cop can leave, a store owner came running out of his store.
Store owner "You not going to arrest him!, your not going to arrest him?!"
Police "No he's not the right man!"
Store owner "What do you mean, he's not the right one, didn't you look at-em, you crazy? of course he's the right man.' 'You basted you! He said as he snarled at Joe.
Police "Now that is enough,' I already check him out, and he was clean ." He said as he grabbed the old man to hold him back. "He's clean.' "Now go back into your store, I need to get further statements from you before I do my report.
As the man reluctantly goes back, the cop apologizes to Joe and says; "Please forgive that old man, he's had a rough life" 'He's one of the few fur merchants that survived the great depression."
Joe "The great depression?' Damn! He is old." "It's quite alright'
Police "Good man!" "You think about what I said, if you can help, I will make it worth you wile.' 'Okay?"
Joe "I'll think about it,' but if I do, you are going to have to get me a vest,' I would like to live to spend the money."
Police "Don't worry I will keep you real safe."
Joe "Cool, I still want a vest, later copper, I am long over due getting home to my wife." "Peace Man! As he leaves he see's a man watching him after he was talking to the cop, when he did not pay him any mind and walked away he could still feels something uneasy about his stare. It kind of stuck in his mind. However he got into his car and drove off.
Home
Shela "Hay babe; SMACK!! "Your late, and why did you not call me,'? "I was worried!"
Joe "Damn girl,' "Your smacks are getting harder everyday.' "Why don't you give you daddy a little smack on the lips?
Shela "Mmmmmmmmm Smooch!" Sorry babe, what took you so long?
Joe "First of all this"
Shela "Woowh $300.00' You maid some money!' "Wow!' 'What ales?'
Joe "I got stopped buy a cop"
Shela "A cop!' 'What happened?
Joe "Apparently someone has been hitting all the fur dealerships downtown and he saw me riding around with boxes of fur coats, me a black man, I'm fortunate it was not in the 60's I would have been shot on site."
Shela "You look alright he did not rough you."
Joe "No in fact he was incredibly polite and courteous' 'He was the one that I got the $300.00 from." "However there is a little bad news about that"
Shela "What."
Joe "He bought the one I wanted to give you for our anniversary.' I am sorry.' 'I gotta get your another one."
Shela "I don't even care about that, we need groceries, let's go to the store."
Joe "I will still get you another one."
Shela "There is something ales."
Joe "Yes, babe, I aint gonna lie and hide it,' 'He asked me to help him with the bad guys"
Shela "NNo, no, no, no,no She said as tears welled up in her eyes as memories of her father who was a cop and died in the line of duty went through her head "No!"
Joe "I told him no at first, but he offered to pay me big "
Shela "I don't care, you promised me you would never take any dangerous jobs,' you know what I went though with my dad, and moma worried herself to death No!
Joe "I know babe let's not talk about this right now, lets go to the store."
Shela "Okay I'll get my coat"
As they dive to the store they don't notice the car that was following them. As he follows them he pulls a gun with a silencer attached to it. TO BE CONTINUED:
"Short stories and poems presents":
"More fur your Money" Last time:
Shela "No No, no, no, no,no She said as tears welled up in her eyes as memories of her father who was a cop and died in the line of duty went through her head "No!"
Joe "I told him no at first, but he offered to pay me big "
Shela "I don't care, you promised me you would never take any dangerous jobs,' you know what I went though with my dad, and momma worried herself to death No!
Joe "I know babe let's not talk about this right now, lets go to the store."
Shela "Okay I'll get my coat"
As they dive to the store they don't notice the car that was following them. As he follows them he pulls a gun with a silencer attached to it. TO BE CONTINUED:
As they drive to the store, they did not ever see the car following them. They continued argue a bit about Joe helping the cop the catch the fur thieves and came to a conclusion that he would not do it. We pick up at the scene at the grocery store.
Shela "Don't get me wrong babe,' 'I like the idea of you making lots of money, and that is why I agreed to you selling these fur coats from that web-site we saw on-line." "I though it was a good idea, and see, you already made $300.00, 300 dollars." "How many times have you made that kind of money that quickly after you started a job.?"
Joe "I know, it's a good biz,' 'They will practically sell themselves.' 'However, the cop said he would make it worth my wile.' 'And you know how much drug money they get when the busts go down.' 'And I am sure there is other money they get too." "Between the fur biz and helping the cops, we could clean-up."
Shela "I know, I have thought about it, but it is too risky, and I don't want to loose you like I lost my father." "And yes, he was waring a vest too, criminals are not always stupid, they shot him in the head multiple times. Sobbing......"I still have dreams about it."
I love you so much, babe and we will do fine with you just selling the furs."
Joe "Okay babe, I will tell him when I see him again." "You know, I don't want to get shot either, but I love you too babe and thought it was worth the risk." "Worth the risk, because I would like to buy you the world, or at least a piece of it."
Shela "I am happy to just have you babe, I can love you, but not a memory of you.' 'A memory of you can not keep me warm at night." "Come on love, lets check out, this is enough."
Joe "Okay, I will empty the cart.'
Check out girl "That will be $175.50" "Hay handsome,' I get off in about an hr, I would love to help you spend your change." She said as she put the money in his hand.
Shela "Girl, if you don't leave my man a loan, I will blind you!!"
Check out girl Oh I am so sorry, I didn't notice you." She said as she rolled her eyes and started to put the bags into the empty cart. Shela almost cleared the counter when Joe caught her and held her back. And Joe said:
Joe "Are you crazy women,' "Don't ever disrespect my wife like again, you here me, where is your supervisor?"
Check out girl "I am sorry sir, I am sorry, Please don't talk to my supervisor, it won't ever happen again, please.
Joe "It better not, I am about twice your age anyway what were you thinking about?
She did not say anything but just finished putting the groceries into the cart. As they went to the car, They noticed that the car had been ran sacked and the trunk was opened and all the fur coats were gone and a note on the seat that said : "I saw you talking to the cops. Tell them nothing, don't help them, and you might live to get your furs back."
TO BE CONTINUED.
Sunday, March 3, 2013
SHORT STORIES AND POEMS PRESENTS:
Last time on More fur your money:
Check out girl Oh I am so sorry, I didn't notice you." She said as she rolled her eyes and started to put the bags into the empty cart. Shela almost cleared the counter when Joe caught her and held her back. And Joe said:
Joe "Are you crazy women,' "Don't ever disrespect my wife like that again, you here me, where is your supervisor?"
Check out girl "I am sorry sir, I am sorry, Please don't talk to my supervisor, it won't ever happen again, please.
Joe "It better not, I am about twice your age anyway what were you thinking about?
She did not say anything but just finished putting the groceries into the cart. As they went to the car, They noticed that the car had been ran sacked and the trunk was opened and all the fur coats were gone and a note on the seat that said : "I saw you talking to the cops. Tell them nothing, don't help them, and you might live to get your furs back."
TO BE CONTINUED.
Shela "What are we going to do, I hope you not gonna do anything like trying to get revenge and be a hero or something like that. You can just let it go and order some more furs of something.
Joe "Let it go!......Let it go?" "Oh no, no, no." "I can forgive stilling my furs, but he trashed my car, my babe," It is on Shela, it is on!" I am going to make sure he don't get away with none of the crimes he committed."
Shela "No babe, it's too dangerous."
Joe "No it ant-gonna-be like that,' I'm gonna sting his a. s. s. He is not going to know what hit him." 'This is going to have to be the sting of the century. And don't worry baby, by the time I finish with him, he's going think he has died and gone to fur theft heaven, just before they cuff his behind and take him to jail
Police "Did I here right, Your in on the sting plan"
Joe "You heard right!, but we need the other fur dealer to make it work,and they need to make everything look real.
Police "Don't worry, leave everything to me." "And you are not going to regret it.' "When this is over, I will make sure get a big pay-day.' 'Buy the way, my wife loved that fur I got from you.
TO BE CONTINUED:
"More fur your Money"
Police "Freeze!" 'Don't move!' 'And put your hands up."
Joe "What seems to be the problem officer" "Just doing a little business, officer"
Police 'If you don't mind, I will ask the questions.' "Sir!" "Where did you get all these furs, sir?"
Joe "I bought them off a web-site to sell, I told you, I am a business man."
Police "Maybe so sir, but all the local retailers have been complaining about furs missing out of their stores." "Do you happen to have a receipt for your on-ling purchase?"
Joe "Yes officer!"
Police "Put your hands down and get it!"
Joe "Okay, sir, here it is,' 'You don't think I got caught in a trick bag,' 'Do-ya?
Police "No,' 'probably not, but I will check it out." "Wait right here, I will check it out." The officer goes to his car for a moment and comes back.
Police "You story checks out, and you are free to go, but, be careful out here, and take my card." "If you see anything strange or anyone trying to sell you some furs cheap, don't buy them." "However, contact me asap.' 'Hah!' 'That is nice" "How much is that?
Joe "You like the white one,' '$300.00"
Police "$300.00?" "You got to be kidding me,' 'I know for sure I saw that very same piece for $1000.00 in one of my wife's mags.
Joe "You probably did, but ordering on-line, has some advantages." "You see I asked them for the furs that may have flaws in them, that they may not be able to get sold, that way I can sell them cheaper and make more sales"
Police "Smart!" "Sold!" "My wife is going to love this, flaws or no flaws."
Joe "Thank You officer!' 'Pleasure doing business with you."
Police "I just got a good idea." "How would you like to make some extra money."
Joe "Oh-no! I see that look in your eyes, no no no I can't help you can not help you catch those bad guys' 'I'm allergic to bullets.
Police "Just think about it." "Thanks for fur!" To Be Continued
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Joe "Thank You officer!' 'Pleasure doing business with you."
Police "I just got a good idea." "How would you like to make some extra money."
Joe "Oh-no! I see that look in your eyes, no no no I can't help you can not help you catch those bad guys' 'I'm allergic to bullets.
Police "Just think about it." "Thanks for fur!" To Be Continued
Before the cop can leave, a store owner came running out of his store.
Store owner "You not going to arrest him!, your not going to arrest him?!"
Police "No he's not the right man!"
Store owner "What do you mean, he's not the right one, didn't you look at-em, you crazy? of course he's the right man.' 'You basted you! He said as he snarled at Joe.
Police "Now that is enough,' I already check him out, and he was clean ." He said as he grabbed the old man to hold him back. "He's clean.' "Now go back into your store, I need to get further statements from you before I do my report.
As the man reluctantly goes back, the cop apologizes to Joe and says; "Please forgive that old man, he's had a rough life" 'He's one of the few fur merchants that survived the great depression."
Joe "The great depression?' Damn! He is old." "It's quite alright'
Police "Good man!" "You think about what I said, if you can help, I will make it worth you wile.' 'Okay?"
Joe "I'll think about it,' but if I do, you are going to have to get me a vest,' I would like to live to spend the money."
Police "Don't worry I will keep you real safe."
Joe "Cool, I still want a vest, later copper, I am long over due getting home to my wife." "Peace Man! As he leaves he see's a man watching him after he was talking to the cop, when he did not pay him any mind and walked away he could still feels something uneasy about his stare. It kind of stuck in his mind. However he got into his car and drove off.
Home
Shela "Hay babe; SMACK!! "Your late, and why did you not call me,'? "I was worried!"
Joe "Damn girl,' "Your smacks are getting harder everyday.' "Why don't you give you daddy a little smack on the lips?
Shela "Mmmmmmmmm Smooch!" Sorry babe, what took you so long?
Joe "First of all this"
Shela "Woowh $300.00' You maid some money!' "Wow!' 'What ales?'
Joe "I got stopped buy a cop"
Shela "A cop!' 'What happened?
Joe "Apparently someone has been hitting all the fur dealerships downtown and he saw me riding around with boxes of fur coats, me a black man, I'm fortunate it was not in the 60's I would have been shot on site."
Shela "You look alright he did not rough you."
Joe "No in fact he was incredibly polite and courteous' 'He was the one that I got the $300.00 from." "However there is a little bad news about that"
Shela "What."
Joe "He bought the one I wanted to give you for our anniversary.' I am sorry.' 'I gotta get your another one."
Shela "I don't even care about that, we need groceries, let's go to the store."
Joe "I will still get you another one."
Shela "There is something ales."
Joe "Yes, babe, I aint gonna lie and hide it,' 'He asked me to help him with the bad guys"
Shela "NNo, no, no, no,no She said as tears welled up in her eyes as memories of her father who was a cop and died in the line of duty went through her head "No!"
Joe "I told him no at first, but he offered to pay me big "
Shela "I don't care, you promised me you would never take any dangerous jobs,' you know what I went though with my dad, and moma worried herself to death No!
Joe "I know babe let's not talk about this right now, lets go to the store."
Shela "Okay I'll get my coat"
As they dive to the store they don't notice the car that was following them. As he follows them he pulls a gun with a silencer attached to it. TO BE CONTINUED:
Monday, November 19, 2012
"More fur your Money" Last time:
Shela "No No, no, no, no,no She said as tears welled up in her eyes as memories of her father who was a cop and died in the line of duty went through her head "No!"
Joe "I told him no at first, but he offered to pay me big "
Shela "I don't care, you promised me you would never take any dangerous jobs,' you know what I went though with my dad, and momma worried herself to death No!
Joe "I know babe let's not talk about this right now, lets go to the store."
Shela "Okay I'll get my coat"
As they dive to the store they don't notice the car that was following them. As he follows them he pulls a gun with a silencer attached to it. TO BE CONTINUED:
As they drive to the store, they did not ever see the car following them. They continued argue a bit about Joe helping the cop the catch the fur thieves and came to a conclusion that he would not do it. We pick up at the scene at the grocery store.
Shela "Don't get me wrong babe,' 'I like the idea of you making lots of money, and that is why I agreed to you selling these fur coats from that web-site we saw on-line." "I though it was a good idea, and see, you already made $300.00, 300 dollars." "How many times have you made that kind of money that quickly after you started a job.?"
Joe "I know, it's a good biz,' 'They will practically sell themselves.' 'However, the cop said he would make it worth my wile.' 'And you know how much drug money they get when the busts go down.' 'And I am sure there is other money they get too." "Between the fur biz and helping the cops, we could clean-up."
Shela "I know, I have thought about it, but it is too risky, and I don't want to loose you like I lost my father." "And yes, he was waring a vest too, criminals are not always stupid, they shot him in the head multiple times. Sobbing......"I still have dreams about it."
I love you so much, babe and we will do fine with you just selling the furs."
Joe "Okay babe, I will tell him when I see him again." "You know, I don't want to get shot either, but I love you too babe and thought it was worth the risk." "Worth the risk, because I would like to buy you the world, or at least a piece of it."
Shela "I am happy to just have you babe, I can love you, but not a memory of you.' 'A memory of you can not keep me warm at night." "Come on love, lets check out, this is enough."
Joe "Okay, I will empty the cart.'
Check out girl "That will be $175.50" "Hay handsome,' I get off in about an hr, I would love to help you spend your change." She said as she put the money in his hand.
Shela "Girl, if you don't leave my man a loan, I will blind you!!"
Check out girl Oh I am so sorry, I didn't notice you." She said as she rolled her eyes and started to put the bags into the empty cart. Shela almost cleared the counter when Joe caught her and held her back. And Joe said:
Joe "Are you crazy women,' "Don't ever disrespect my wife like again, you here me, where is your supervisor?"
Check out girl "I am sorry sir, I am sorry, Please don't talk to my supervisor, it won't ever happen again, please.
Joe "It better not, I am about twice your age anyway what were you thinking about?
She did not say anything but just finished putting the groceries into the cart. As they went to the car, They noticed that the car had been ran sacked and the trunk was opened and all the fur coats were gone and a note on the seat that said : "I saw you talking to the cops. Tell them nothing, don't help them, and you might live to get your furs back."
TO BE CONTINUED.
Sunday, March 3, 2013
SHORT STORIES AND POEMS PRESENTS:
Last time on More fur your money:
Check out girl Oh I am so sorry, I didn't notice you." She said as she rolled her eyes and started to put the bags into the empty cart. Shela almost cleared the counter when Joe caught her and held her back. And Joe said:
Joe "Are you crazy women,' "Don't ever disrespect my wife like that again, you here me, where is your supervisor?"
Check out girl "I am sorry sir, I am sorry, Please don't talk to my supervisor, it won't ever happen again, please.
Joe "It better not, I am about twice your age anyway what were you thinking about?
She did not say anything but just finished putting the groceries into the cart. As they went to the car, They noticed that the car had been ran sacked and the trunk was opened and all the fur coats were gone and a note on the seat that said : "I saw you talking to the cops. Tell them nothing, don't help them, and you might live to get your furs back."
TO BE CONTINUED.
Shela "What are we going to do, I hope you not gonna do anything like trying to get revenge and be a hero or something like that. You can just let it go and order some more furs of something.
Joe "Let it go!......Let it go?" "Oh no, no, no." "I can forgive stilling my furs, but he trashed my car, my babe," It is on Shela, it is on!" I am going to make sure he don't get away with none of the crimes he committed."
Shela "No babe, it's too dangerous."
Joe "No it ant-gonna-be like that,' I'm gonna sting his a. s. s. He is not going to know what hit him." 'This is going to have to be the sting of the century. And don't worry baby, by the time I finish with him, he's going think he has died and gone to fur theft heaven, just before they cuff his behind and take him to jail
Police "Did I here right, Your in on the sting plan"
Joe "You heard right!, but we need the other fur dealer to make it work,and they need to make everything look real.
Police "Don't worry, leave everything to me." "And you are not going to regret it.' "When this is over, I will make sure get a big pay-day.' 'Buy the way, my wife loved that fur I got from you.
TO BE CONTINUED:
“Short stories and poems presents”
"Gigi's Boutique"
Gigi "Come in, come in my darlings,' 'and feel free to look around all you like." "I have everything at Gigi's." "That is my slogan."
Girl "I was looking for some corsets, I am having a wedding soon and we have be thinking of having a real old fashion wedding. You know what I mean?"
Gigi "I know exactly what you mean, far left corner."
Girl "Thank you!"
As the young woman shops, a distinguished gentlemen comes in with a case in his hand, obviously a salesman of some sort. Gigi spots him, and has got him pegged right-away. And she says;
Gigi "I have everything at Gigi's.' 'What could you be selling that I do not have?"
Gentlemen "Aha! yes,' 'What indeed!" "What you are looking at my splendid lady, is the rarest perfume ever maid in all of Paris and France madam." "Smell a sample,' my dear?"
Gigi "Mmm!' 'I never smelled anything quite like that,' 'That is exquisite, wonderful."
Gentlemen "You have good taste madam."
Gigi "And I will take a case."
Gentlemen "Wonderful,' 'I will draft you ticket immediately."
As the merchant works on the paperwork of their transaction, Gigi is applying some of the fragrance upon herself, and sniffing and and just loving it.
Gentlemen 'Now you have everything,"
Gigi "Not quite,' 'A lady can't go wrong having a handsome devil like you around."
Gentlemen "True, However I must be getting home to my wife."
Gigi "Your already taken,' 'It figures!"
Gentlemen Good-day madam." TO BE CONTINUED.
"Gigi's Boutique"
Gigi "Come in, come in my darlings,' 'and feel free to look around all you like." "I have everything at Gigi's." "That is my slogan."
Girl "I was looking for some corsets, I am having a wedding soon and we have be thinking of having a real old fashion wedding. You know what I mean?"
Gigi "I know exactly what you mean, far left corner."
Girl "Thank you!"
As the young woman shops, a distinguished gentlemen comes in with a case in his hand, obviously a salesman of some sort. Gigi spots him, and has got him pegged right-away. And she says;
Gigi "I have everything at Gigi's.' 'What could you be selling that I do not have?"
Gentlemen "Aha! yes,' 'What indeed!" "What you are looking at my splendid lady, is the rarest perfume ever maid in all of Paris and France madam." "Smell a sample,' my dear?"
Gigi "Mmm!' 'I never smelled anything quite like that,' 'That is exquisite, wonderful."
Gentlemen "You have good taste madam."
Gigi "And I will take a case."
Gentlemen "Wonderful,' 'I will draft you ticket immediately."
As the merchant works on the paperwork of their transaction, Gigi is applying some of the fragrance upon herself, and sniffing and and just loving it.
Gentlemen 'Now you have everything,"
Gigi "Not quite,' 'A lady can't go wrong having a handsome devil like you around."
Gentlemen "True, However I must be getting home to my wife."
Gigi "Your already taken,' 'It figures!"
Gentlemen Good-day madam." TO BE CONTINUED.
“Short stories and poems presents”
"Air Flight to Vegas"
Intercom "All passengers boarding at Gate 7."
"Flight to Las Vegas leaving in 20 mins."
Jim "Hah Jack, hoaw dah-heck are you?"
Jack "It really scares me to know that you fly planes," 'you are insane!"
Jim "Jack, you kill me with all that white bread stuff," "I though it would be refreashing for you to see that I am for real and not some Briant Gumbel clone from hell."
Jack "Briant Gumbel is a respectable gentleman.
Jim "Maby so, but you need to lighten up," "Every brother that uses slang is not going to kill, rob, or rape your sister."
Jack "Now calm down now Jim,' I didn't mean to offend you." "It is just, ah, I feel Afro-Americans have come so far, I think they should have more self respect for themselves.' 'That's all."
Jim "Well friend, I do,' 'That is why I said I would not touch your sister,' Butt ugly!"
Jack "Now that is not funny,' 'My sister is not ugly!"
Jim I know, I was just picking,' 'Baby got back!"
Jack "You, You, You wouldn't do anything with my sister,' Would you?"
Intercom "All passengers boarding at Gate 7."
"Flight to Las Vegas leaving in 10 mins."
Jim "Saved by the intercom!" "Got to go to pref-light .' 'Talk to-yah later Jack."
To be continued:
“Short stories and poems presents”
Last time on:
"Air Flight to Vegas"
Jack "Now calm down now Jim,' I didn't mean to offend you." "It is just, ah, I feel Afro-Americans have come so far, I think they should have more self respect for themselves.' 'That's all."
Jim "Well friend, I do,' 'That is why I said I would not touch your sister,' Butt ugly!"
Jack "Now that is not funny,' 'My sister is not ugly!"
Jim I know, I was just picking,' 'Baby got back!"
Jack "You, You, You wouldn't do anything with my sister,' Would you?"
Intercom "All passengers boarding at Gate 7."
"Flight to Las Vegas leaving in 10 mins."
Jim "Saved by the intercom!" "Got to go to pref-light .' 'Talk to-yah later Jack."
To be continued:
Jim "Kattie babe how you do-in?"
Kattie "Hi Jim, is my brother giving you hell up in the cock-pit?"
Jim "No more than I am use to!" What's on the agenda for pre-flight?
Kattie "Guys in baggage need a little help?"
Jim "Okay, I'm on-it like a pit-bull,' arf, arf, arf!"
Kattie "You are so crazy, you must be driving brother up the wall with his anal retentive self.' "Go to baggage"
Jim "Later Q-t."
As Jim arrives in baggage little did he know what kind of excitement awaited him.
Jim "What's up men?"
Foreman "Thank God, you're here' 'this thing is not acting normal"
Jim "Let me at-it" "What in the world", "Access denied?" "Uttoooa!"
Foreman " OH! No! not Uttoooa," "uttoooa is not good"
Jim "You damn skippy it ant good.' we got terrorists in the airport, and this plane is scheduled to take off in lest than 10 mins.
Foreman "How do you know it's terrorists?"
Jim "The only time the computer acts like that is when some unauthorized personnel has accessed important files in the database.' it is a fail-safe to let us know ahead of time that something is wrong"
Foreman "What are we going to do?"
Jim "We can't pull the alarm at this moment,' port is to full, cause to much of a panic'. He thinks for a moment; ....... "I got an idea" ' I will run a query on the computer to see it will give us an approximate location the unauthorized access occurred."
Foreman 'What will that tell us?
Jim " Well 1. if he was alone?' 2. Where he might be hiding.' 'You see if he is not alone it will be multiple locations where files were accessed, but if it is only one location, bame!"
Foreman "What?"
Jim "Access occurred right here in baggage.
Foreman "Oh no, you mean he's in here, I gonna pea.
To be Continued:
"Air Flight to Vegas"
Intercom "All passengers boarding at Gate 7."
"Flight to Las Vegas leaving in 20 mins."
Jim "Hah Jack, hoaw dah-heck are you?"
Jack "It really scares me to know that you fly planes," 'you are insane!"
Jim "Jack, you kill me with all that white bread stuff," "I though it would be refreashing for you to see that I am for real and not some Briant Gumbel clone from hell."
Jack "Briant Gumbel is a respectable gentleman.
Jim "Maby so, but you need to lighten up," "Every brother that uses slang is not going to kill, rob, or rape your sister."
Jack "Now calm down now Jim,' I didn't mean to offend you." "It is just, ah, I feel Afro-Americans have come so far, I think they should have more self respect for themselves.' 'That's all."
Jim "Well friend, I do,' 'That is why I said I would not touch your sister,' Butt ugly!"
Jack "Now that is not funny,' 'My sister is not ugly!"
Jim I know, I was just picking,' 'Baby got back!"
Jack "You, You, You wouldn't do anything with my sister,' Would you?"
Intercom "All passengers boarding at Gate 7."
"Flight to Las Vegas leaving in 10 mins."
Jim "Saved by the intercom!" "Got to go to pref-light .' 'Talk to-yah later Jack."
To be continued:
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Last time on:
"Air Flight to Vegas"
Jack "Now calm down now Jim,' I didn't mean to offend you." "It is just, ah, I feel Afro-Americans have come so far, I think they should have more self respect for themselves.' 'That's all."
Jim "Well friend, I do,' 'That is why I said I would not touch your sister,' Butt ugly!"
Jack "Now that is not funny,' 'My sister is not ugly!"
Jim I know, I was just picking,' 'Baby got back!"
Jack "You, You, You wouldn't do anything with my sister,' Would you?"
Intercom "All passengers boarding at Gate 7."
"Flight to Las Vegas leaving in 10 mins."
Jim "Saved by the intercom!" "Got to go to pref-light .' 'Talk to-yah later Jack."
To be continued:
Jim "Kattie babe how you do-in?"
Kattie "Hi Jim, is my brother giving you hell up in the cock-pit?"
Jim "No more than I am use to!" What's on the agenda for pre-flight?
Kattie "Guys in baggage need a little help?"
Jim "Okay, I'm on-it like a pit-bull,' arf, arf, arf!"
Kattie "You are so crazy, you must be driving brother up the wall with his anal retentive self.' "Go to baggage"
Jim "Later Q-t."
As Jim arrives in baggage little did he know what kind of excitement awaited him.
Jim "What's up men?"
Foreman "Thank God, you're here' 'this thing is not acting normal"
Jim "Let me at-it" "What in the world", "Access denied?" "Uttoooa!"
Foreman " OH! No! not Uttoooa," "uttoooa is not good"
Jim "You damn skippy it ant good.' we got terrorists in the airport, and this plane is scheduled to take off in lest than 10 mins.
Foreman "How do you know it's terrorists?"
Jim "The only time the computer acts like that is when some unauthorized personnel has accessed important files in the database.' it is a fail-safe to let us know ahead of time that something is wrong"
Foreman "What are we going to do?"
Jim "We can't pull the alarm at this moment,' port is to full, cause to much of a panic'. He thinks for a moment; ....... "I got an idea" ' I will run a query on the computer to see it will give us an approximate location the unauthorized access occurred."
Foreman 'What will that tell us?
Jim " Well 1. if he was alone?' 2. Where he might be hiding.' 'You see if he is not alone it will be multiple locations where files were accessed, but if it is only one location, bame!"
Foreman "What?"
Jim "Access occurred right here in baggage.
Foreman "Oh no, you mean he's in here, I gonna pea.
To be Continued:
"Short stories and poems presents":
"Jill and Janet"
Janet "Hi Jill"
Jill "Hi Janet'
Janet "Whats with with the long face?"
Jill "I broke up with my boy-friend."
Janet "Again?"
Jill "Yes, Again for the last time"
Janet "What happened this time, what do you mean, for the last time?"
Jill "I came home from a hard night at the dinner and found him in bed with my best friend from high-school, and the worse thing she was wearing my lingerie."
Janet "That is it girl friend, no more boy-friends, no-more." "You need a husband." "That is it." "I am going to help you find an husband."
Jill "A husband?' 'That is your answer to me?" "I had a husband once, and I caught him wearing my lingerie."
Janet "I am going to look out for you girl-friend." "9 times out of 10, a husband is going to be loyal" "Why?" "I'll tell you why." "We have the law, and we have guilt on our side kiddo." "Guys that commit to marriage know that and they do not want to face ether one of them"
Jill "Your serious?
Janet "Yes, dead serious." "Tell you what,' 'the best place to meet good guys are at lingerie parties." " And even if you don't meet someone we"ll still have fun, you model some pj's for me, I make money, we split it, we kill some chocolate, and get drunk, and you forget about that creep." "And next week we focus on getting you a husband" "OK"
Jill "OK", "A husband?" "You do know that you are crazy?" "Don't you?"
Janet "Yes" Crazy like fox." TO BE CONTINUED:
"Short stories and poems presents":
"Jill and Janet"
"Tell you what,' 'the best place to meet good guys are at lingerie parties." " And even if you don't meet someone we"ll still have fun, you model some pj's for me, I make money, we split it, we kill some chocolate, and get drunk, and you forget about that creep." "And next week we focus on getting you a husband" "OK"
Jill "OK", "A husband?" "You do know that you are crazy?" "Don't you?"
Janet "Yes" Crazy like fox." TO BE CONTINUED:
Sub-title: Lingerie Party:
Jill "Why do men come to lingerie parties?
Janet "D aah!" "Because they are lingerie parties." "Most of my customer base are men, kiddo."
Jill "But just look at them, all they do is just stare in a in amazement like a deer caught in some headlights, and drooling all over everything." "When this is over, we are going to need a mop"
Janet "Chill-Jill for a moment, my hubby needs something."
As Jill stands alone, she notices a tall dark and handsome staring at her, and wondering why because she is not in to the situation and she had refused to model the lingerie for this party. She was disturbed and a bit intrigued at the same time. Then he approaches:
Bob "Hi beautiful
Jill "Hi " Jill says while not doing a good job not to blush.
Bob "This is my first lingerie party, Janet's husband invited me." "Some reason he feels that I would be able to find a wife here." "I must say though, that there are some cuties here, but I can not take my eyes off of you." "However, judging by how lovely you are, I am most certain you are already taken"
Jill "No I am not" "And that line was a bunch of crap!" You just want to get in my pants"
Bob "True", as he laughs, "However, that was just my first thought, but I decided to say what I said because I like what I see, and I agree with Janet," "No more boy-friends for you. You need a husband, and I need a wife." "Why can't we just start from there and see what happens"
Jill pauses for a moment, and looks at him and smiles and says;
Jill "They set us up good didn't they." "And you are so damned cute, how can I say no." "Buy me a drink, and let's talk."
Bob "This way my lady", as he extended his arm like the gentleman he was. TO BE CONTINUED:
Bob "True", as he laughs,
"However, that was just my first thought, but I decided to say what I
said because I like what I see, and I agree with Janet," "No more
boy-friends for you. You need a husband, and I need a wife." "Why
can't we just start from there and see what happens"
Jill pauses for a moment, and looks at him and smiles and says;
Jill "They set us up good didn't they." "And you are so damned cute, how can I say no." "Buy me a drink, and let's talk."
Bob "This way my lady", as he extended his arm like the gentleman he was. TO BE CONTINUED:
Bob "Wow! Plus Sizes! Yes, I love a full figured woman!"
Jill "What!
Bob "Thin and cute!, 'Thin and cute!" I like thin and cute too! "Don't worry', after we have a few babies, your wait will be a Plus size then."
Jill "And If I do not retain the wait', 'are you going to leave me for a full figured woman?"
Bob "Don't think of it?" "The Bible says, till death do us part, and through thick and thin"
Jill "Wait a minute!" "Babies?" Who said anything about babies?"
Bob "Well, if we get married and have sex, we might have a few cheerinz eventually"
Jill "Cheerinz! Ha!,Ha!,Ha!,' 'You are so country!" I don't know if I want to marry you.' 'You are a chubby-chaser!" I like to work out."
Bob "I am not a chubby-chaser." "I just like woman with meat on their bones
Jill "Well, look at that model,' 'She got enough meat on her bones?"
Bob "Well, the outfit she is modeling, sort of shows off her hour glass figure."
Jill "Hour-glass?' Please!' 'More like 3 hour-glass figure." Ha!, Ha!"
Bob "Funny, very funny!' 'Ha!, Ha!" Don't get me wrong, I appreciate a thin and cute woman like your self." " I know how hard it is for a woman to maintain that shape, and you look good." "However, most woman have it different, and they make the best of it."
Janet "Jill babe,'...'I need you.!' "One of my girls didn't show up." "I need one more Thin and cutie."
Jill "Okay love,' 'but you need to pay me extra, I don't like modeling". "I will be back sugar, and we will finish our date." "Sit back and watch me work the run-way"
Bob "Okay, let me see you strut your stuff." "I will be here when you come back."
TO BE CONTINUED:
Von Bro'
"Jill and Janet"
Janet "Hi Jill"
Jill "Hi Janet'
Janet "Whats with with the long face?"
Jill "I broke up with my boy-friend."
Janet "Again?"
Jill "Yes, Again for the last time"
Janet "What happened this time, what do you mean, for the last time?"
Jill "I came home from a hard night at the dinner and found him in bed with my best friend from high-school, and the worse thing she was wearing my lingerie."
Janet "That is it girl friend, no more boy-friends, no-more." "You need a husband." "That is it." "I am going to help you find an husband."
Jill "A husband?' 'That is your answer to me?" "I had a husband once, and I caught him wearing my lingerie."
Janet "I am going to look out for you girl-friend." "9 times out of 10, a husband is going to be loyal" "Why?" "I'll tell you why." "We have the law, and we have guilt on our side kiddo." "Guys that commit to marriage know that and they do not want to face ether one of them"
Jill "Your serious?
Janet "Yes, dead serious." "Tell you what,' 'the best place to meet good guys are at lingerie parties." " And even if you don't meet someone we"ll still have fun, you model some pj's for me, I make money, we split it, we kill some chocolate, and get drunk, and you forget about that creep." "And next week we focus on getting you a husband" "OK"
Jill "OK", "A husband?" "You do know that you are crazy?" "Don't you?"
Janet "Yes" Crazy like fox." TO BE CONTINUED:
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Last Jill and Janet........
"Short stories and poems presents":
"Jill and Janet"
"Tell you what,' 'the best place to meet good guys are at lingerie parties." " And even if you don't meet someone we"ll still have fun, you model some pj's for me, I make money, we split it, we kill some chocolate, and get drunk, and you forget about that creep." "And next week we focus on getting you a husband" "OK"
Jill "OK", "A husband?" "You do know that you are crazy?" "Don't you?"
Janet "Yes" Crazy like fox." TO BE CONTINUED:
Sub-title: Lingerie Party:
Jill "Why do men come to lingerie parties?
Janet "D aah!" "Because they are lingerie parties." "Most of my customer base are men, kiddo."
Jill "But just look at them, all they do is just stare in a in amazement like a deer caught in some headlights, and drooling all over everything." "When this is over, we are going to need a mop"
Janet "Chill-Jill for a moment, my hubby needs something."
As Jill stands alone, she notices a tall dark and handsome staring at her, and wondering why because she is not in to the situation and she had refused to model the lingerie for this party. She was disturbed and a bit intrigued at the same time. Then he approaches:
Bob "Hi beautiful
Jill "Hi " Jill says while not doing a good job not to blush.
Bob "This is my first lingerie party, Janet's husband invited me." "Some reason he feels that I would be able to find a wife here." "I must say though, that there are some cuties here, but I can not take my eyes off of you." "However, judging by how lovely you are, I am most certain you are already taken"
Jill "No I am not" "And that line was a bunch of crap!" You just want to get in my pants"
Bob "True", as he laughs, "However, that was just my first thought, but I decided to say what I said because I like what I see, and I agree with Janet," "No more boy-friends for you. You need a husband, and I need a wife." "Why can't we just start from there and see what happens"
Jill pauses for a moment, and looks at him and smiles and says;
Jill "They set us up good didn't they." "And you are so damned cute, how can I say no." "Buy me a drink, and let's talk."
Bob "This way my lady", as he extended his arm like the gentleman he was. TO BE CONTINUED:
Sunday, September 8, 2013
“Short stories and poems presents” LAST TIME ON "JILL AND JANET":
Jill pauses for a moment, and looks at him and smiles and says;
Jill "They set us up good didn't they." "And you are so damned cute, how can I say no." "Buy me a drink, and let's talk."
Bob "This way my lady", as he extended his arm like the gentleman he was. TO BE CONTINUED:
Bob "Wow! Plus Sizes! Yes, I love a full figured woman!"
Jill "What!
Bob "Thin and cute!, 'Thin and cute!" I like thin and cute too! "Don't worry', after we have a few babies, your wait will be a Plus size then."
Jill "And If I do not retain the wait', 'are you going to leave me for a full figured woman?"
Bob "Don't think of it?" "The Bible says, till death do us part, and through thick and thin"
Jill "Wait a minute!" "Babies?" Who said anything about babies?"
Bob "Well, if we get married and have sex, we might have a few cheerinz eventually"
Jill "Cheerinz! Ha!,Ha!,Ha!,' 'You are so country!" I don't know if I want to marry you.' 'You are a chubby-chaser!" I like to work out."
Bob "I am not a chubby-chaser." "I just like woman with meat on their bones
Jill "Well, look at that model,' 'She got enough meat on her bones?"
Bob "Well, the outfit she is modeling, sort of shows off her hour glass figure."
Jill "Hour-glass?' Please!' 'More like 3 hour-glass figure." Ha!, Ha!"
Bob "Funny, very funny!' 'Ha!, Ha!" Don't get me wrong, I appreciate a thin and cute woman like your self." " I know how hard it is for a woman to maintain that shape, and you look good." "However, most woman have it different, and they make the best of it."
Janet "Jill babe,'...'I need you.!' "One of my girls didn't show up." "I need one more Thin and cutie."
Jill "Okay love,' 'but you need to pay me extra, I don't like modeling". "I will be back sugar, and we will finish our date." "Sit back and watch me work the run-way"
Bob "Okay, let me see you strut your stuff." "I will be here when you come back."
TO BE CONTINUED:
Von Bro'
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Hello! I am Jonah D. Martin President of Solution Motion Pictures, Portraits and Novelties, T. N. D. Success Marketing, and Short Muvees Inc.
Long before the Internet, I used to set in front of the television and dream about writing for TV and motion pictures. I have started many scripts and not finished, but know I am on the verge of finishing my first screen-play and it is very exiting. Enough about me. What about you? Have you ever wanted to see a movie on the silver screen that have you written, or have you already experienced that feeling of having your name rolling up the screen; (e. g. A J. D. Martin Production), or something like that.
What kind of stories would you tell. Love and romance, Drama, Crime and punishment, a who done-it, Science-fiction, and or Action Heroes. Or something new, and let your mind and your imagination just let go with time travel and let people believe that time travel has already taken place and that is why some of our lives are so crappy because someone has went into the future,or the past, and put the reverse Midas touch on our life and turned our life into turds instead of gold.
The sky is the limit on how far we can go with the imagination. Some of our favorites are; Alfred Hitchcock, Steven King, George Lucas, and many more. Will your name be added to the list. Word!
Thank you for your attention:
Jonah D. Martin President ; Solution Motion Pictures, S. M. P. Press On-line.
Von Bro'
Long before the Internet, I used to set in front of the television and dream about writing for TV and motion pictures. I have started many scripts and not finished, but know I am on the verge of finishing my first screen-play and it is very exiting. Enough about me. What about you? Have you ever wanted to see a movie on the silver screen that have you written, or have you already experienced that feeling of having your name rolling up the screen; (e. g. A J. D. Martin Production), or something like that.
What kind of stories would you tell. Love and romance, Drama, Crime and punishment, a who done-it, Science-fiction, and or Action Heroes. Or something new, and let your mind and your imagination just let go with time travel and let people believe that time travel has already taken place and that is why some of our lives are so crappy because someone has went into the future,or the past, and put the reverse Midas touch on our life and turned our life into turds instead of gold.
The sky is the limit on how far we can go with the imagination. Some of our favorites are; Alfred Hitchcock, Steven King, George Lucas, and many more. Will your name be added to the list. Word!
Thank you for your attention:
Jonah D. Martin President ; Solution Motion Pictures, S. M. P. Press On-line.
Von Bro'
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